The Case of the Seven Missing PlayStation Games

The Case of the Seven Missing PlayStation Games

These seven PlayStation games were never made. Was that a good outcome? You be the judge.
Charles Barkley's Hoodrat Shit
The idea behind this game was to use dinosaurs and basketball as a means of evading the police. Project abandoned due to concerns over social accountability.

Wesley Snipes: Sovereign Citizen

In this little banger of an indie RPG, you were supposed to have been able to do all sorts of quests. These were to include researching maritime law, making your own identification, and kicking honkey butt.

Norm Macdonald's Jewish Jokes Journey

Wow. This one didn't get out of the gate. You were supposed to follow Norm Macdonald's ghost through a haunted caravan park while he told "civilised" jokes about the Holocaust.

Bill Laimbeer's Fuck You

The vision here was... startling. A sports/fighting hybrid, the aim was to bash a dinosaur, steal its basketball, and do a slam dunk in the other room.

OJ Simpson's Heh

What were they thinking?

Fat Albert: Escape Plan

No comment.

Tucker Carlson's You Can't Fire Me

    Do you, like Tucker, believe you can't be fired? If so: that's amazing. Great work!

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